*Vash knocks on door, then opens it.*
Hi, everybody. Supposedly there--
*Tsuzuki leaps from his chair.* Don't close that--
*The door slams shut, apparently by itself. Vash turns to glance at it, startled. Tsuzuki sinks back into his seat, sighs.* ...door.
*Vash is a bit confused by this, but carries on.* Ah... supposedly there's a hostage situation going on in here. So I came to see about a peaceful resolution...?
(In case anyone doesn't already know, he's from Trigun. Vash is tall, with blond hair adding about six inches to his height. His ankle-length red coat is badly bullet-riddled, and he carries a handgun.)